IC Contact/Voicemail

[fatalissimo]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

Leave a message and I'll get right back to you! Ah, but be quick about it - after all, there's probably a good reason why I'm not around right now!

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[fatalissimo]

[...she's still awake, but it's that sort of hour where she's wondering if she should sleep or get coffee and stay up for a while, and she can't really be fucked with her font color, either.]

Oh - hey, Ika-san. I was wondering when I was going to hear from you.

What do you want for it?

[deaftly]

HEY UR TEXT ISNT PINK THIS TIME

I DUNNO MONEY OR POKEMON WHATEVER UVE GOT

[fatalissimo]

Can't be bothered to mess with the settings tonight.

I could give you an egg for it, though; one of my birds thought it'd be cute to mate with something that it probably shouldn't be able to mate with. The result is pretty cute, though.

[deaftly]

WHAT IS IT? IVE ALREADY GOT A MURKROW BUT THATS THE ONLY BIRD I HAVE

[fatalissimo]

Spritzee. It's a fairy-type.

In other words, it kills dragons.

[deaftly]

OH SHIT THATS COOL I DONT HAVE A FAIRY TYPE IM IN GOLDENROD SO U CAN SEND IT THERE WHERE DO U WANT ME 2 SEND THIS?

[fatalissimo]

I'm also in Goldenrod! So either we can send them or just do it in person, I don't really care either way.

[deaftly]

MEETING IN PERSONS BETTER I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THE DELIVERY GUYS & PAY FOR IT

[That's money that could be used for cake, after all!!]

WHEN DO U WANNA MEET?

[fatalissimo]

Well, I'm not dressed and if you think I feel like finding pants now, you've got another thought coming to you.

Maybe tomorrow? I'm not really doing anything.

[deaftly]

OH LIKE FUCK IF IM GETTING DRESSED TO GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW EITHER

2MORROW WORKS 4 ME I DONT HAVE ANYTHING 2 DO

ILL PROBABLY BE AT THAT 1 BAKERY DOWN THE STREET FROM THE DEPARTMENT STORE

THE 1 WITH THE REALLY GOOD CAKES

[fatalissimo]

...You're saying this like anywhere in this town has bad cakes.

[deaftly]

THATS A VERY GOOD POINT

BUT ITS THE 1 WITH THE LITTLE CHOCOLATE CAKES THAT HAVE WAY 2 MUCH ICING

& THE ONES WITH LIKE 4 ICING ROSES PER SLICE

THEY REALLY FUCKING LOVE ICING I GUESS

[fatalissimo]

Ahh, yeah, I know which one you mean.

...You like cake a lot, huh?

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I DO!!!!

CAKE IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD AND THERE R SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS 2 TRY!!!

[fatalissimo]

I worked at one of the bakeries in Violet City for a while; I know how to make a bunch of things, cake included.

[deaftly]

U KNOW HOW 2 MAKE CAKE????

HOLY SHIT UR SO LUCKY

I WOULD KILL TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT WHENEVER I WANT

[fatalissimo]

It's not like it's hard.

I don't really have anywhere with an oven right now, because I'm not planning on staying here, but if I ever get one maybe I could show you sometime.

[deaftly]

THATD BE GREAT!!

I DONT HAVE AN OVEN RIGHT NOW EITHER SO I GUESS ILL HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT

[...well the base probably has an oven he can borrow, but he's not going to say that!]

[fatalissimo]

How long are you going to be here? I'm pretty sure the places here rent out monthly.

[deaftly]

4EVER PROBABLY I DONT WANNA GO ON THE ROUTES AGAIN

["Again" hahaha...]

[fatalissimo]

They're not that bad. I mean, I guess they'd suck if you were doing it in the snow, but they're actually pretty okay if you know what you're doing.

[deaftly]

MAYBE BUT I DONT LIKE TRAVELING THERES NO CAKE ON THE ROUTES

[fatalissimo]

...Are you interested in anything that isn't squids and cake? Honest question.

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I AM I LIKE

[............UH]

DITTOS ARE PRETTY COOL????

[fatalissimo]

[...]

You need a life, Ika-san.