IC Contact/Voicemail

[fatalissimo]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

Leave a message and I'll get right back to you! Ah, but be quick about it - after all, there's probably a good reason why I'm not around right now!

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

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text | 3/24

[deaftly]

[So it's stupidly late in the evening, but at least it hasn't hit midnight yet! This is totally an acceptable time to text people, right? It's not three in the morning, so Naki thinks it's fine.]

HEY I GOT UR STUPID EGG WHERE DO U WANT IT SENT & WHAT R U GIVING ME 4 IT

[After a moment he sends a picture over. There are two Malamars sitting proudly behind a set of four eggs. There's also a couple of Inkay tentacles in the picture and the top of one's head. It looks like they were attempting to photobomb.]

SORRY THE PICTURES SO SHITTY THE INKAYS WOULDNT GO THE FUCK AWAY

[fatalissimo]

[...she's still awake, but it's that sort of hour where she's wondering if she should sleep or get coffee and stay up for a while, and she can't really be fucked with her font color, either.]

Oh - hey, Ika-san. I was wondering when I was going to hear from you.

What do you want for it?

[deaftly]

HEY UR TEXT ISNT PINK THIS TIME

I DUNNO MONEY OR POKEMON WHATEVER UVE GOT

[fatalissimo]

Can't be bothered to mess with the settings tonight.

I could give you an egg for it, though; one of my birds thought it'd be cute to mate with something that it probably shouldn't be able to mate with. The result is pretty cute, though.

[deaftly]

WHAT IS IT? IVE ALREADY GOT A MURKROW BUT THATS THE ONLY BIRD I HAVE

[fatalissimo]

Spritzee. It's a fairy-type.

In other words, it kills dragons.

[deaftly]

OH SHIT THATS COOL I DONT HAVE A FAIRY TYPE IM IN GOLDENROD SO U CAN SEND IT THERE WHERE DO U WANT ME 2 SEND THIS?

[fatalissimo]

I'm also in Goldenrod! So either we can send them or just do it in person, I don't really care either way.

[deaftly]

MEETING IN PERSONS BETTER I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THE DELIVERY GUYS & PAY FOR IT

[That's money that could be used for cake, after all!!]

WHEN DO U WANNA MEET?

[fatalissimo]

Well, I'm not dressed and if you think I feel like finding pants now, you've got another thought coming to you.

Maybe tomorrow? I'm not really doing anything.

[deaftly]

OH LIKE FUCK IF IM GETTING DRESSED TO GO OUT THERE RIGHT NOW EITHER

2MORROW WORKS 4 ME I DONT HAVE ANYTHING 2 DO

ILL PROBABLY BE AT THAT 1 BAKERY DOWN THE STREET FROM THE DEPARTMENT STORE

THE 1 WITH THE REALLY GOOD CAKES

[fatalissimo]

...You're saying this like anywhere in this town has bad cakes.

[deaftly]

THATS A VERY GOOD POINT

BUT ITS THE 1 WITH THE LITTLE CHOCOLATE CAKES THAT HAVE WAY 2 MUCH ICING

& THE ONES WITH LIKE 4 ICING ROSES PER SLICE

THEY REALLY FUCKING LOVE ICING I GUESS

[fatalissimo]

Ahh, yeah, I know which one you mean.

...You like cake a lot, huh?

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I DO!!!!

CAKE IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD AND THERE R SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS 2 TRY!!!

[fatalissimo]

I worked at one of the bakeries in Violet City for a while; I know how to make a bunch of things, cake included.

[deaftly]

U KNOW HOW 2 MAKE CAKE????

HOLY SHIT UR SO LUCKY

I WOULD KILL TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT WHENEVER I WANT

[fatalissimo]

It's not like it's hard.

I don't really have anywhere with an oven right now, because I'm not planning on staying here, but if I ever get one maybe I could show you sometime.

[deaftly]

THATD BE GREAT!!

I DONT HAVE AN OVEN RIGHT NOW EITHER SO I GUESS ILL HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT

[...well the base probably has an oven he can borrow, but he's not going to say that!]

[fatalissimo]

How long are you going to be here? I'm pretty sure the places here rent out monthly.

[deaftly]

4EVER PROBABLY I DONT WANNA GO ON THE ROUTES AGAIN

["Again" hahaha...]

[fatalissimo]

They're not that bad. I mean, I guess they'd suck if you were doing it in the snow, but they're actually pretty okay if you know what you're doing.

[deaftly]

MAYBE BUT I DONT LIKE TRAVELING THERES NO CAKE ON THE ROUTES

[fatalissimo]

...Are you interested in anything that isn't squids and cake? Honest question.

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I AM I LIKE

[............UH]

DITTOS ARE PRETTY COOL????