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[fatalissimo]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

Leave a message and I'll get right back to you! Ah, but be quick about it - after all, there's probably a good reason why I'm not around right now!

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I DO!!!!

CAKE IS REALLY FUCKING GOOD AND THERE R SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS 2 TRY!!!

[fatalissimo]

I worked at one of the bakeries in Violet City for a while; I know how to make a bunch of things, cake included.

[deaftly]

U KNOW HOW 2 MAKE CAKE????

HOLY SHIT UR SO LUCKY

I WOULD KILL TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT WHENEVER I WANT

[fatalissimo]

It's not like it's hard.

I don't really have anywhere with an oven right now, because I'm not planning on staying here, but if I ever get one maybe I could show you sometime.

[deaftly]

THATD BE GREAT!!

I DONT HAVE AN OVEN RIGHT NOW EITHER SO I GUESS ILL HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT

[...well the base probably has an oven he can borrow, but he's not going to say that!]

[fatalissimo]

How long are you going to be here? I'm pretty sure the places here rent out monthly.

[deaftly]

4EVER PROBABLY I DONT WANNA GO ON THE ROUTES AGAIN

["Again" hahaha...]

[fatalissimo]

They're not that bad. I mean, I guess they'd suck if you were doing it in the snow, but they're actually pretty okay if you know what you're doing.

[deaftly]

MAYBE BUT I DONT LIKE TRAVELING THERES NO CAKE ON THE ROUTES

[fatalissimo]

...Are you interested in anything that isn't squids and cake? Honest question.

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I AM I LIKE

[............UH]

DITTOS ARE PRETTY COOL????

[fatalissimo]

[...]

You need a life, Ika-san.

[deaftly]

.............PROBABLY

BUT IM FINE WITH THE WAY THINGS R SO IM NOT CHANGING IT!!!

[fatalissimo]

No, seriously, I'm starting to feel bad for you.

[deaftly]

WHY??

[...no really, he doesn't get it.]

[fatalissimo]

...Look, do you at least have friends? Human friends, not the squids.

[deaftly]

OF COURSE I DO!!! IVE GOT PLENTY OF FRIENDS!!

[...well, Tsukiyama's not human normally, but it's close enough!!]

[fatalissimo]

Okay. Because that'd just be really sad otherwise.

[deaftly]

HOW WOULD IT BE SAD

I REALLY LIKE IT HERE

[fatalissimo]

...You don't get how not having friends would be sad?

[deaftly]

NOT REALLY

I HAD LIKE 1 FRIEND BACK HOME SO THIS PLACE IS AN IMPROVEMENT

[fatalissimo]

Oh my god.

Why is this place full of weird, friendless people??

[deaftly]

IS IT?? IVE MET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO SEEM PRETTY NORMAL

[fatalissimo]

There are some that are, but this place is also full of friendless people or people who are dead back home or something weird like that. It's really goddamn sad.

[deaftly]

NOW SEE THATS SAD

BEING DEAD BACK HOME BUT BEING HERE

I CANT IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE KNOWING THAT U CAN NEVER GO HOME