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[fatalissimo]

So do you guys ever still think about how bizarre this place is, or do you pretty much just get used to it after a while? It's weird as hell, the stuff you just start accepting after a while – you don't even think about how most of us came from a place where cats don't hatch out of eggs.

(...I say "most" because some jerk out there's going to pop up and prove me wrong, you just watch. Even if you also hatch your damn cats, I'm pretty sure there's something here that's out of the ordinary.)

I don't know if there's much point to this, but there's not much point to anything that goes on around here, anyway. I don't know, even if this place is better than whatever's going on back home, sometimes you miss being useful, too. Another thing to get used to, I guess.

...No, really, I am getting sick of the kittens-from-eggs thing. I'm going to have more cats than I do Swablus at this rate.

Comments

[loveisanopendoor]

It's a little big for a bug, yeah, but I don't mind that if they're not, like, y'know, bugs. Some bugs are cute but others are just, ick...

[fatalissimo]

God, can you just imagine cockroaches that size? Not like this world's magical cockroaches because I'm sure they exist somewhere, but real-world cockroaches. Ew.

[loveisanopendoor]

Or mosquitoes? I don't even wanna think about it...

[fatalissimo]

...God, they'd make human raisins out of people.

[loveisanopendoor]

A-at least they'd make for pretty strong Pokemon...

[fatalissimo]

Well, that, and I imagine fire-types would be a lot more popular than they are.

[loveisanopendoor]

Come to think of it, what kind of Pokemon have you been getting your hands on recently? Anything cool? (*^▽^*)

I think I'm only missing a couple of Fairy types now!!!

[fatalissimo]

Flying and Fairy, mostly! I have a few others, but those are what I keep coming back to.

[loveisanopendoor]

You wouldn't by any chance happen to know how to evolve Swirlix and Spritzee, would you? Mine are nearly at Level 100 so I'm assuming they need to get some kind of stone or something? Moon Stone, maybe?

I know that's how Clefairy and Jigglypuff evolve but honestly I almost don't want to evolve them, they're so cute the way they are...

[fatalissimo]

I don't know about Swirlix, but Spritzee needs one of those...I think they're called Sachets? You can get them in the department store.

They're kinda weird when they evolve, though, because I swear Aromatisses do the sexy leg thing. You know how French can-can dancers'll pull up their skirt so you can see thigh? If you'd told me a bit over a year ago that I'd have birds doing the sexy leg thing at some point in my life I'd have told you that you were insane, but there she goes.

[loveisanopendoor]

I don't know whether to be disturbed or amazed what have our lives become

[fatalissimo]

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT TELL ME THIS THING ISN'T DOING THE SEXY LEG THING

[loveisanopendoor]

OH MY FREAKING GOD

[fatalissimo]

RIGHT

[loveisanopendoor]

[Somewhere Elsa is incredibly concerned for Anna because she can't stop laughing]

SHE'S BEAUTY, SHE'S GRACE