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[fatalissimo]

So do you guys ever still think about how bizarre this place is, or do you pretty much just get used to it after a while? It's weird as hell, the stuff you just start accepting after a while – you don't even think about how most of us came from a place where cats don't hatch out of eggs.

(...I say "most" because some jerk out there's going to pop up and prove me wrong, you just watch. Even if you also hatch your damn cats, I'm pretty sure there's something here that's out of the ordinary.)

I don't know if there's much point to this, but there's not much point to anything that goes on around here, anyway. I don't know, even if this place is better than whatever's going on back home, sometimes you miss being useful, too. Another thing to get used to, I guess.

...No, really, I am getting sick of the kittens-from-eggs thing. I'm going to have more cats than I do Swablus at this rate.

Comments

[loveisanopendoor]

A-at least they'd make for pretty strong Pokemon...

[dangerousidol]

I think it's like what someone told me a while ago. You're from Japan, but a different Japan. I don't know a Honnō City, either. I don't think where I'm from exists in their Japan's either. It's really weird to think about.

Definitely. It really threw me off! If you ever meet a man named Ron, be careful!

[chickshades]

and how you can only get what the female one is!! wtf what if i dont have a damn female whatever it is i want?!!

i mean we cant do anything about it but yeah its fucking annoying.

[fatalissimo]

Wow. That one's on Nanako's "to-defeat" list, I'll bet - thanks for the warning.

[fatalissimo]

Right? I don't know, maybe get a Ditto or something if you don't have a female whatever-you-want, that might fix part of it, but then they don't pass anything down.

[fatalissimo]

Well, that, and I imagine fire-types would be a lot more popular than they are.

[dangerousidol]

He was on her list when she was still an Espurr. So was Momo-kun, but she tolerated him because he gave me an Oshawott egg.

Oh, he's easy to spot. Orange red hair, glasses, and a really weird smile.

[fairy_tale_trainer]

Cain, Oscar, or Riff?

[fatalissimo]

Never heard of any of them.

[loveisanopendoor]

Come to think of it, what kind of Pokemon have you been getting your hands on recently? Anything cool? (*^▽^*)

I think I'm only missing a couple of Fairy types now!!!

[fatalissimo]

Momo-kun...the kid with all the bugs?

[fatalissimo]

Flying and Fairy, mostly! I have a few others, but those are what I keep coming back to.

[loveisanopendoor]

You wouldn't by any chance happen to know how to evolve Swirlix and Spritzee, would you? Mine are nearly at Level 100 so I'm assuming they need to get some kind of stone or something? Moon Stone, maybe?

I know that's how Clefairy and Jigglypuff evolve but honestly I almost don't want to evolve them, they're so cute the way they are...

It takes her a little longer to reply

[fairy_tale_trainer]

That's my brother, his best friend and his manservant. There isn't any older gentlemen in a wheel chair named Niel?

[dangerousidol]

Yeah... He left me some of his Pokémon when he went home. I'm glad there was only one bug... Beautifly's aren't that scary. But I did get another Eeveelution that way. She's an Umbreon, and she's really sweet.

[chickshades]

oh shit i forgot about ditto!! damnit i gotta get one of those.

[fatalissimo]

I don't know about Swirlix, but Spritzee needs one of those...I think they're called Sachets? You can get them in the department store.

They're kinda weird when they evolve, though, because I swear Aromatisses do the sexy leg thing. You know how French can-can dancers'll pull up their skirt so you can see thigh? If you'd told me a bit over a year ago that I'd have birds doing the sexy leg thing at some point in my life I'd have told you that you were insane, but there she goes.

[loveisanopendoor]

I don't know whether to be disturbed or amazed what have our lives become

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Fran (my sister) said it involved some scientist who stole her work? People who steal info from my sister usually have bad things happen to them. I guess it's karma or something.

[fatalissimo]

I'm pretty sure that's all they're good for, too. I mean I'm pretty sure I've seen a guy around who plays with his like it's silly putty or something, but I assume you actually want to do something with yours that isn't that.

[fatalissimo]

Another one? What'd you have before?

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[unkinder]

It sounds like you need to work on keeping a closer eye on your Pokemon, if that's the case.

While I do not come from a world where cats come from eggs, I can understand why they happen to here, if nothing else.

oh no

[fatalissimo]

Nope. Not to my knowledge, anyway.

What's your name, by the way?

oh yes now she's sad and stuff

[fairy_tale_trainer]

Mary Weather Hargreaves. What is yours?

[fatalissimo]

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT TELL ME THIS THING ISN'T DOING THE SEXY LEG THING