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[fatalissimo]

So do you guys ever still think about how bizarre this place is, or do you pretty much just get used to it after a while? It's weird as hell, the stuff you just start accepting after a while – you don't even think about how most of us came from a place where cats don't hatch out of eggs.

(...I say "most" because some jerk out there's going to pop up and prove me wrong, you just watch. Even if you also hatch your damn cats, I'm pretty sure there's something here that's out of the ordinary.)

I don't know if there's much point to this, but there's not much point to anything that goes on around here, anyway. I don't know, even if this place is better than whatever's going on back home, sometimes you miss being useful, too. Another thing to get used to, I guess.

...No, really, I am getting sick of the kittens-from-eggs thing. I'm going to have more cats than I do Swablus at this rate.

Comments

[fairy_tale_trainer]

I come from London. That's how many people get around, if you can afford to not walk, that is.

[fatalissimo]

Well, if that's the sort of shit people can just kind of decide to do, I'd say so.

[fatalissimo]

Tell her it's good to leave a few of them undefeated - you still need a few of them to do what you want, after all.

So who am I talking to, outside of Miss Down-With-Men?

[fatalissimo]

...I get that maybe people want to be quaint or something over there, but I'm pretty sure they have cars in London.

[loveisanopendoor]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

It's called a Stunfisk and that doesn't even give any hints but like it's not even water type??? It's ground and electric!!!

[fairy_tale_trainer]

Cars? Well, if you mean trains, then yes.

[fatalissimo]

...holy shit, I think you've found the cosmic joke of the Pokémon world. I almost feel bad for it.

[fatalissimo]

Oh. You're probably like one of the guys I know here.

What year's it, where you're from?

[loveisanopendoor]

NONON IT MAKES FART NOISES

[fatalissimo]

...YEP, YOU'VE DEFINITELY FOUND THE COSMIC JOKE OF THE POKEMON WORLD.

[dangerousidol]

[She's laughing at this reply, so it takes a while to answer.]

That's true~ They aren't much good for other things most of the time.

I'm Rise Kujikawa!

[fatalissimo]

Nonon Jakuzure. Pleasure's mine.

[fairy_tale_trainer]

1897. Isn't it still 1897 here?

[loveisanopendoor]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT TO BELIEVE IT

ATTACH: 618.mp3

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT'S FARTING

[fatalissimo]

...Try 2015.

[fatalissimo]

OH MY GOD, WHY

[loveisanopendoor]

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL

FARTING CROSS-EYED FISH THAT AREN'T EVEN FISH

[fatalissimo]

It could be worse, I guess - for all we know, that thing is descended from some of the literal gods we've seen around from time to time.

if only she knew about the concept of !?!?

[fairy_tale_trainer]

What?

[loveisanopendoor]

oh my god imagine it's legendary

[fatalissimo]

Yeah, we've been brought in from all over. Different years and stuff, too, I know a few people here from 1915 and a bunch that dress like they wandered in from a really bad fashion period during the 1990s.

[fatalissimo]

Well, it's definitely legendarily something.

[fairy_tale_trainer]

I had no idea! So this place really isn't connected to home at all, is it?

[fatalissimo]

Probably not, unless London was a lot weirder in 1897.

[loveisanopendoor]

I'm not gonna lie I actually really want one now

Like how can you have a bad day with one of those things around???