IC Contact/Voicemail

[fatalissimo]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL]

Leave a message and I'll get right back to you! Ah, but be quick about it - after all, there's probably a good reason why I'm not around right now!

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[fatalissimo]

...OKAY HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING THIS JACKASS IS GOING TO SAY THOUGH

[loveisanopendoor]

LIKE I'D RATHER NOT HEAR A SINGLE WORD IN THE SLIGHTEST BUT LIKE?

DO I PUNCH HIM AND THEN RUN OFF THEN?? OR DO I JUST KEEP PUNCHING HIM UNTIL HE CAN'T MOVE HIS MOUTH OR WHAT???

I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS HERE I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO RESOLVE THEM

AND I'D RATHER NOT GET LIKE ARRESTED SO MAYBE YOU CAN BE MY CHARACTER WITNESS

[fatalissimo]

OHHH NO DON'T WORRY IF YOU GET ARRESTED I'M GOING TO CELL BLOCK TANGO RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU IT'LL BE FINE

...YOU PROBABLY DON'T GET THAT REFERENCE BUT TRUST ME I'LL STICK UP FOR YOU

JUST PUNCH HIM ONCE AND SEE IF HE SAYS ANYTHING WORTHWHILE AND IF HE STARTS UP WITH THE BULLSHIT PUNCH HIM AGAIN

REPEAT UNTIL HE EITHER LEARNS HIS LESSON AND/OR SHUTS UP

[loveisanopendoor]

I DON'T GET IT AT ALL BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE IN MY CORNER!!!!!

SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU TO SHOW UP OR DO I JUST GIVE HIM A GOOD SOCK TO THE JAW RIGHT NOW LIKE WHAM!!! LIKE YOU'LL KNOW HIM WHEN YOU SEE HIM

HE'S GOT THESE BIG DUMB SIDEBURNS

AND THIS VERY PUNCHABLE FACE

[fatalissimo]

WHERE ARE YOU

[loveisanopendoor]

THERE'S THIS CAFE DOWN BY THE HARBOR AND STUFF RIGHT NEXT TO THE PKMN CENTER?? HE'S KINDA BUGGING THIS POOR SAILOR AND I'M LIKE IN BETWEEN TWO BUILDINGS WITH MY HEART IN MY THROAT

[fatalissimo]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE

GIVE ME TWO MINUTES

BOTH FOR THE SAKE OF MORAL SUPPORT AND IF HE SAYS TOO MUCH I WANT A SHOT AT PUNCHING HIM TOO

[loveisanopendoor]

YOU'RE AN ACTUAL LIFESAVER I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SLUG HIM AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT I PROMISE