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[fatalissimo]

So do you guys ever still think about how bizarre this place is, or do you pretty much just get used to it after a while? It's weird as hell, the stuff you just start accepting after a while – you don't even think about how most of us came from a place where cats don't hatch out of eggs.

(...I say "most" because some jerk out there's going to pop up and prove me wrong, you just watch. Even if you also hatch your damn cats, I'm pretty sure there's something here that's out of the ordinary.)

I don't know if there's much point to this, but there's not much point to anything that goes on around here, anyway. I don't know, even if this place is better than whatever's going on back home, sometimes you miss being useful, too. Another thing to get used to, I guess.

...No, really, I am getting sick of the kittens-from-eggs thing. I'm going to have more cats than I do Swablus at this rate.

Comments

[chickshades]

its even weirder what kinds of pokemon can breed together.

[fatalissimo]

...The kittens in question are happening because my horse really likes my cat.

[chickshades]

right?? i mean how the hell does that make any sense?? i never got that about pokemon.

[fatalissimo]

You'd think the breeding would at least pretend to make sense? Just a little?

Honestly, what bugs me about it is that everyone here is just okay with it.

[chickshades]

and how you can only get what the female one is!! wtf what if i dont have a damn female whatever it is i want?!!

i mean we cant do anything about it but yeah its fucking annoying.

[fatalissimo]

Right? I don't know, maybe get a Ditto or something if you don't have a female whatever-you-want, that might fix part of it, but then they don't pass anything down.

[chickshades]

oh shit i forgot about ditto!! damnit i gotta get one of those.

[fatalissimo]

I'm pretty sure that's all they're good for, too. I mean I'm pretty sure I've seen a guy around who plays with his like it's silly putty or something, but I assume you actually want to do something with yours that isn't that.

[chickshades]

...thats kinda messed up sounding. its not the same guy who said one fell asleep on his face and then told everyone what it tasted like is it? cause that was something i never needed to know ever in my life.

[fatalissimo]

...I'm really not sure if I hope this isn't the same guy, or if some part of me hopes it is the same guy because I really don't want to think that there's more than one of these idiots out there.

[chickshades]

yeah i kinda dont want a ditto now. ugh.

[fatalissimo]

It's probably fine as long as you don't eat it.

[chickshades]

im not some weirdo like that!!

[fatalissimo]

Well, I'd hope not, but once in a while you just turn on the network to find out that somebody's eating paste and feels the need to tell everybody so you never know!

[chickshades]

yeah they really need to keep that shit to themselves.